"Bill" from Minnesota takes his family to the Bahia on the Mayan Riviera for one week. There, Bill sits in the blistering sun for 5 days. He is constantly in and out of the kid's pool [swallowing pool water] and the ocean [swallowing sea water]. When not playing with the kids he is usually found around food. Bill is eating massive breakfasts every day. Soon as the beach buffet opens he is there filling up on chicken wings.

Bill loves the lunch buffet and stuffs himself silly, just in case he doesn't like what's on the menu for dinner. After lunch Bill hits the pool but feels the need to eat a hamburger. He's not hungry but the BBQ joint is right next to the pool where he is sitting. He orders two burgers and a hot-dog.

By now Bill's tired and thirsty. The three beers after breakfast mixed with the two pina calotas for lunch and the shot of tequila have made him kind of drowsy. Time for a picker-upper.

By dinner Bill's hungry again and there's pork roast at the buffet tonight and those delicious meatballs again. Bill goes berserk.

After dinner Bill can hardly move but manages to make it to the bar. Time for some of those fancy looking drinks before the entertainment starts. Bill also has a big cigar he bought that afternoon to smoke with his exotic drinks [Bill doesn't smoke].

Walking back to the room after the show Bill decides to walk via the snack bar for a couple slices of pizza and a beer. Back in the room he opens the mini-fridge and has a Coke with a Mars bar before bed.

After six days of this Bill wakes up one morning with an upset stomach. He is not feeling very well, must be Montezuma's Revenge."